Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Ninne orma varumbo

Ninne orma varumbo nite SMS vayikkum.Nine kanan thonumbo SWAPNAM kanum.Nite shabdm kelkan agrahm ulapol aduta vetile "PATTIKKU" Kalleriyum

Ente dress oru Rasavumilla

Wife:Ente dress oru Rasavumilla, Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla
HUS:Athu thanneyaadi,Ninne pennu kanaan vannappol eniku thettiyadh

Break poyi

Wife:Enthinaa ithrayum speedil pokunnath?
Husband:Bykkinte Break poyi,valla Apakadavum sambhavikkunnathinu mumbu veettilethanaa...!!

Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Sardar:Cycle'il vegathil pokumbol pettennu ethire oru Bus vannu.

Bus driverod sardar:Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?

Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?

Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?

Shopkeeper:only 5 kisses

Gl:ok,aa dressinteyo?

SK:10 kisses

Gl:Rundum pack cheytho.Bill Achan tharum!!

Vaachinde akathu vellam kayaraathirikkaan.

Aanayum urumbum oru paalathil kudi pokumboll paalam thagarnu vellathil veennu. Aana vellam kayaraathirikkaan thumbikkai pokki pidichu. Appoll Urumb idathe kai pokki pidichu.
Why???
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Vaachinde akathu vellam kayaraathirikkaan.

Aanakku 4 kaale ullu. Urumbinu 6 kaal ile???

Oru divasam Aanayum urumbum cherippu vaanagaan kadayil poyi. Urumbinde cherupinu Aanayude cherupinekkaallum vila kooduthal aayirunu. enthukondu???
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Aanakku 4 kaale ullu. Urumbinu 6 kaal ile???

traffic rule anusarichu oru bikil 3 aalay kayattan pattilla

Oru urumpu scooteril pokuvayirunnu.. vazhiyil oru ana kai kanichu lift chodichu.anayodu purakil kayarikkolan paranju...randu perum pokumbo mattoru ana lift chodichu. urumpu aa anayay kayattathay poyi enthukondu??

traffic rule anusarichu oru bikil 3 aalay kayattan pattilla..

FRIENDSHIP theerilla KARANAM

Akasam potti veenalum Himalayam uruki thirnnalum Arabhikkadal vattivarandalum Ee Bhoomi thanne illand ayalum Nammal thammilulla FRIENDSHIP theerilla KARANAM?



ENIKKARIYAM,"KANDAKASSANI KONDE POKOO" !!

these are all bad words never use them

Alavalathi
Vaynoki
Panni
Mandabuthi
Patti
Choole
Marapatti
Erappalli
Thendi

Dear,these are all bad words never use them OK.

Bharyaye nashtapeta oral

Bharyaye nashtapeta oral aduthulla ramakshetrathil poyi vazhipad nernu.avide prathyakshanaya sriraman"bhaktha aduthulla hanuman kshethrathilum poyi prarthiku.enikente bharya nashtapetapol avananu sahayichath"

ATHELADAAA.... FRIENDSHIP

Buddhiyila,Bodhamila,Soundaryamila,Naanamila,Maanamila,Alakkilla,Kulikkilla,Pallu teykilla..Ennalum,I lik U..Y?




ATHELADAAA.... FRIENDSHIP :-D !!

KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI

Ellavarum ninnil ninnum akalumbol, Aarum ninnileek adukkathirikumbol,Nee orkkuka -'' KULIKKAN SAMAYAMAYI! ''

Ennodu nee kshamikkanam

Ennodu nee kshamikkanamOrikkalum njan arinjukondu cheythathallaIni orikkalum ithu aavarthikkilla Karanam njan ariyathe alle ninte VAALIL CHAVUTTIYATHU

SMS Remix

Ente"SMS"kittiyo?
Kittiyilla...Inna pidicho!
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
INNA CHERIYA SMS
sms
sms
sms

E REMIXum koodi
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs

Ippol sandhoshamayo?

Kavi bharyaodu paranju

Kavi bharyaodu paranju- nee aanente kalpana,bhavana, kavitha .

Bharya-ini muthal chetananu ente rajappan, sasi, babu, podiyan

Kuttappan eating biryani

Kuttappan eating biryani in hotel found a fly in it "edo ithil oru eecha chathu kidakunnu."

Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chattu kidakunnathu prasnamilla. Pinneya eecha!
nince

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo...


Wait..



"1"




Kando??

Santhoshamayo???


Nale "Randu" kanikkam...

Love SMS MALAYALAM

i want to say u something fromheart
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I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE U

I LOVE Ullivada more than parippuvada.

Some questions

Sorry 4 disturbing U.
Some questions:
Urumb Embakkam Vidumo?
Kothuku Koorkkam Valikkumo?
Eechayk Chuma Varumo?
Ninak Vivaram Vekkumo?