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Tintumon oru kath ezhuthi-



Tintumon oru kath ezhuthi-
priyapetta eshudeva,
enikoru cycle medichu taru....
marupadi kandilla....
tintu went to church and took mary stacue
ennitu ezhuthi......
MR:Eshudevan
thangalude Amma ente custudyil annu eniku cycle medichu tharu enittu ammaye kondupoku

Kidnaper Tintu mon

muthachanodu vazhakkittu pinangiya

muthachanodu vazhakkittu pinangiya tintu mon semitheriyil muthachante kallara panithu, koode oru bordum "COMING SOON"

Train il yathra cheyyunna kamukan

Train il yathra cheyyunna kamukan aduthirunna kamukiyod
priye.....ninte kannil nokkiyirunnal enikee lokam muzhuvanum kanam..
Ithu ketta Tintumon; chetta , ente veetile pasuvine 2 divasamayi kanunnilla,
evideyanennu onnu nokkam....????????

dudu airtelinte puthiya SIM venam

IN MOBILE SHOPE
dudu airtelinte puthiya SIM venam kadakkaran kure SIM nalki dudu nalla number nokki eduthu
dudu: chetta e no: mathi ithu nalla no: anu
ithu kanda tintu mon
tintu: chetta 10 airtel coupen venam
Kadakkaran coupen nalki tintu ellam churandi yathinu sesham kadakkaranodu "CHETTA ITHU MATHI ITHU NALLA NUMBARA".

pazhaya kalatha oru geeviyuda



Teacher:pazhaya kalatha oru geeviyuda name parayu
Tintu Mon:zebra
Teacher:athanghana
Tintu mon:pinnallatha athu black and white alle

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan



Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu

first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.

pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.

aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.

namukku mottatharunna 3



teacher:namukku mottatharunna 3 jeevikalude peru parayamo?

tintumon:1-maths teacher
2-english teacher
3-physics teacher

namukku mottatharunna 3



teacher:namukku mottatharunna 3 jeevikalude peru parayamo?

tintumon:1-maths teacher
2-english teacher
3-physics teacher

njan innale vazhakku paranjappol

Achan: njan innale vazhakku paranjappol nee engottu poyi?
Tintumon: Toilet kazhukan......
Achan: vishamam theerkkan aano????
Tintumon: Alla... njan achante toothbrush vechanu toilet kazhukiyathu...

onnu kaanichu tharumo?



tintu:onnu kaanichu tharumo?
dundu mol:ayye,entha e parayunnath.
tintu:enikk onnu kandal mathi
dundu:daivame aarenkilum kaanum,veagam kando !
tintu: haaavu mathi "angane 15 mark'nte essay ezuthi !!!!

This my new number Please note



This my new number Please note,

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Njan paranjille ethu yente puthiya number aanennu...

Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,

Ninte sannidhyam njan ariyunnu,
Ninte shabdam ente kathukalku imbamakunnu,
Ninte sparshanam enne unarthunnu
po "KOTHUKE"
thalli kollum njan...

mone njan ninakku vendi oru

ACHAN-mone njan ninakku vendi oru kuttiye kandu vachittundu.Aval bhagyavathiyum ruphavathiyum aanu. MAGAN-njan avale kettikkayinjal aval GHARBHAVATHIYUM AAGUM.

Patram vayikunna achan *keralathil



Patram vayikunna achan *keralathil ethevare 165 sre pedanam registar chaithu*

Tin2: epol sre pedanathinum registrash undo. Avasana date kazhinjo avo!

Ellavarkkum aasanathil vail

Ellavarkkum aasanathil vail adikkunnathu vareyulla urakka nerunnu

Thirakkinidayil koodi nadannu pokumbol

Thirakkinidayil koodi nadannu pokumbol

pettennu koode undaayirunnavar kaivittu poyappol orupaadu vedhanichu...

Avare thedi munnottu nadannu... Aareyum kandilla... Pinneyum thirakki nadannappol thonni... OTACKU NADAKKUNNATHIL ORU SUGKAMUNDENNE...

Hamsa, Hamsa.., '' '' yes pappa ''

'' Hamsa, Hamsa.., ''

'' yes pappa ''

'' chakkara thinno? ''

'' illuppa ''

'' ij nona parayalle ''

'' illuppa..''

'' tholla thorakkeen...''

'' Ha..ha..ha! ''

SPECIALITY OF GIRLS:

SPECIALITY OF GIRLS:

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DELHI- Dressing

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MUMBAI- Cute

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PUNJAB- Strong

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BANGLORE- Stylish

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KERALA-Onum Illengilum Ahangarathinu Oru Kuravumilla....!

Nallayaalukale thappi lokam muzuvanum

Nallayaalukale thappi lokam muzuvanum nadannittu oru kaaryavumilla.........

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kaaranam.........

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njan ente veettilaaa.... ( ' ' )

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Eniku SMS cheyoooo..... sammanam nedoooo......!

Eniku SMS cheyoooo.....

sammanam nedoooo......!

Adhyam SMS cheyyunna oralk

enne neril kaananulla suvarnavasaram.....

1st prize 10 kg gold

thooki nokkuvanulla avasaram.....!

2nd prize Sharjayilekk oru AIR LINE TICKET

Thottunokkuvanum

Vimanathinu TATA kanikuvanum avasaram.....!

3rd prize ICC World cup TVyil kaananulla avsaram.....!

Bumper prize enta kude DINNER!

athum niangaluse veetil....

Vegamakatte..................