Advance Happy Republic Day for u & ur family

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Advance Happy Republic Day for u & ur family

REPUBLIC DAY ADVANCE WISHES

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"REPUBLIC DAY" ADVANCE WISHES...
"Jai Hind''.
By
"INDIAN"

Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo?

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee pusthakam vangiyo?

KUNJAPPU: Adakka bittittu maanga..!

TEACHER: Kunjappoo, nee fees adacho?

KUNJAPPU: Maanga bittittu adakka..!!

Nattukar enthu parayunnu ennu nokkenda karyamilla...Nintemanassinu

Nattukar enthu parayunnu ennu nokkenda karyamilla...Nintemanassinu sariyanennu thoniyal mathram......................................... ....................................... ......................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .................................................. ................................................... .........nee jetti ettal mady

Hai dear first count the star...

Hai dear first count the star...
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entha ennikazinjo...?
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille...

Goooooooooood Morning

chakkikotha changaran

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azhukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum

Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum

"INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside

Nee Fridginte aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum

"COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside.

One elephant and two ants were fighting.

One elephant and two ants were fighting. One ant is thrown away by the elephant and the other Ant sits on top of the elephant. what did the wounded Ant say?

"Allityaaa chavitti kollada avane"

Mobile phone enthanen ariyanamegil

Mobile phone enthanen ariyanamegil adhyam india enthanen ariyanam.SMSukaludeyum missed callekuledeyum indai.recharge coupon vangan polum kaashilathe valayunna pattini pavangalude india.10 paise balancumayi ippol ithu vaayikunna daridravaasikale pole ullavarude thyagangaludeyum nombarangaludeyum india.india enna maha rajyathinte manasilakkan,mobilinte aathmaavu thottariyannulla SENSE undavanam… SENSIBILITY undavanam… SENSITIVITY undavanam!!!

AHAMKAARAM

One hunter went to jungle. There was six birds on a tree. He fired once. Five of them flew away. Why did the other not fly??

AHAMKAARAM

The Alcohol MANTRA

The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS

.kundiku thee vechu nokkada appo ariyam vepprallm

Aeroplane asked rocket,”Friend why r i flying so fast ?”
Rreplied,”Phaa pule....kundiku thee vechu nokkada appo ariyam vepprallm"

Suresh Gopi Dialog

Moahn thomasinte uchistavum amedhyavum kootikuzhachu 4 neravum vetti vizhungi aasanathil vaalum churutti irrunal pora…message ayakanam,Mesage shit…

Five flower just for you.

Five flower just for you.

first-for friendship

second-for health

third-forwealth

fourth-for happiness

and the last…cheviyil vecho

R E M O Remo Remo!!…kaalathu pasuvine

R E M O Remo Remo!!…kaalathu pasuvine karakkum REMOuchakku chaanakam korum REMOvykittu thengumme kerum REMO
MACHAN REMO…